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toasterist 

someone/something that discriminates against a specific type of toaster based on it's looks and parts
𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚: omg look at this new toaster I just bought!
𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢: why does it look like that
𝐥𝐢𝐥𝐲: definitely not a toaster, it's the ugliest thing I have ever seen
𝐤𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢: get out of here right now you ugly weirdly built toaster
𝐚𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐲𝐚: Can you guys stop being so toasterist!!!
toasterist by Toasterina Toast April 22, 2021
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all toasters toast toast

The mighty words of the powerful Mario from the failed game, "Hotel Mario" for the Philips CDI.
all toasters toast toast by KekGuy November 16, 2017

ToasterSexual

You like to stick your fat cock into a nice toaster on full power. Even the sight of a toaster will cause you to bust the fattest nut in history, and flood the world until every toaster in existence has tasted your cum.
Jim: I'm ToasterSexual
Anna: *Grabs Toaster*
Jim: *Drowns Anna in cum*

CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc. 

"If she/he had read the manual, she/he would know not to put toasters in water." ~Clap
Clap: "I am CLAP, CEO of Quirky Toasters Inc., the greatest man alive!"

You: "What do you mean, Clap is dead????"

Terrific Toasters 

Terrific Toasters is an Instagram account made for the purpose of hilarious pictures and description of toasters, terrific toasters.
Every definition is more than a paragraph long and absolutely hilarious.

Hundreds of followers and counting, all love Terrific Toasters.
Shoutouts happen everyday, toasters will take over the world of instagram one of these days.
"Hey dude, are you following Terrific_Toasters?"

-"Nah, what's that?"

"It's the most hilarious account on Instagram, they just post toasters and good definitions!"

-"That's awesome, Ill go follow Terrific Toasters now"

the toasters 

One of the First and Best Third Wave Ska bands. From NYC, i believe. Recently released 'Enemy of the System' on the small San Francisco label Asian Man Records.
Two Tone Army, Shocker, Decision At Midnight....the Toasters...they rawk.
the toasters by yosoyjohn July 18, 2006

Toastersexuality 

rob: I am Toastersexual
tom: WOW ME TOO, I love being attracted to toasters.
Morgan Freeman: Toastersexuality, Being attracted to toasters.
Toastersexuality by Arandomboi July 23, 2018