A bunny who lives in a toaster. It may look like the bunny is in pain, but no, the bunny enjoys being in the toaster. He is not harmed. If the toaster runs away, as it is liable to do, the bunny finds another toaster. Toasted bunnies are a delicacy in the land where the sky is green and Polly pushes Matthew off a cliff. Occasionally Matthew pushes myself off a cliff. . .then I land on Polly and I am in pain. Any-hoos, please don't try putting bunnies in toasters at home. Unless the sky is green. . . . .
by Grant0 February 21, 2004