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Toasty Bag 

A sexual move in which the female starts with the male's testicles in her mouth. The male then urinates into her left nostril. The urine travels through her nasal passage and into her mouth, thus causing the girl to gag and release the testicles. The male punches the female in the stomach using his right hand, causing the urine and some mucus to spray out of her mouth, warming the genitals of the male.
"Are you going to give me a toasty bag later on?"
Toasty Bag by kikikikiks January 20, 2019

toast the bagels 

Coded language about killing Jews
A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
toast the bagels by Cyclone B March 9, 2019

Bageled Toast 

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.
I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.
Bageled Toast by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

Toastbag 

A lover of drugs, particularly one who regularly reaches a stage of being completely fucked/'toast' on the sesh.
What a toastbag, she carried on seshing for 3 days and was absolutely spangled.
Toastbag by TBLSY January 3, 2023

whatever toasts your bagel 

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.
Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026