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Toasty Bag 

A sexual move in which the female starts with the male's testicles in her mouth. The male then urinates into her left nostril. The urine travels through her nasal passage and into her mouth, thus causing the girl to gag and release the testicles. The male punches the female in the stomach using his right hand, causing the urine and some mucus to spray out of her mouth, warming the genitals of the male.
"Are you going to give me a toasty bag later on?"
Toasty Bag by kikikikiks January 20, 2019

toast the bagels 

A man sits next to another man on a park bench - they look around carefully, “Make the call; it’s time to toast the bagels,” the one man says to the other.
toast the bagels by Cyclone B March 9, 2019

Bageled Toast 

Toast made using the "bagel" setting on a toaster, such that one side of the bread is toasted and the other side is not.
I like making my sandwiches with bageled toast, so the inside is soft but the outside is crunchy.
Bageled Toast by TheBigBlueFrog October 22, 2017

Toastbag 

A lover of drugs, particularly one who regularly reaches a stage of being completely fucked/'toast' on the sesh.
What a toastbag, she carried on seshing for 3 days and was absolutely spangled.
Toastbag by TBLSY January 3, 2023

whatever toasts your bagel 

Synonymous with "Whatever floats your boat"

An expression used as a response when someone else says something that is somewhat strange or odd.
Person A: "I like to sleep with socks on."
Person B: "Whatever toasts your bagel."

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026