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toast bag 

A toast bag is when you tea bag someone and fart on them.
"At first I ment to tea bag Sally, but I farted and toast bagged her!"
toast bag by James D. Allen October 23, 2007
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a gnarly new way to say toasted or...something of the sort .

Instead of saying "you just got your butt kicked"
you would say "duuude your butt just got some definite TOASTAGE"

its a pretty gangster term
your butt just got some major toastage !
toastage by emifart September 6, 2007

maiden toastage

The first toast with a new toaster.
We just got a new Hello Kitty toaster and my dad described the toasted design on the maiden toastage as looking like 3 odd shaped squares.
maiden toastage by poopdag February 17, 2012

ToastMage 

Someone who is severely sexually attracted to animals, specifically dogs or cats.
That person is fucking my dog, he is definitely ToastMage
ToastMage by zenjim December 7, 2021