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tig ol' bitties (a.k.a Big ol' titties)
Damn look at those tobs on that chick!

Guy 1: What are tobs?
Guy 2: TIG OL' BITTIES BREH!!
tobs by remairwaldo August 4, 2009
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A homosexual, often participating in anal sex. This person likes double penetration, and prefers hairy dicks. Gay porn frequently appears in the search history. People with this name often eat their own pubes that have previously been charizarded while getting a nice steamy one on the chest.
Is tobs getting off to furry's again? That fucker.
Tobs by Fegget July 19, 2014
Related Words
Not stepping up
Unresponsible

Lacking responsibility to be being a father or mother
Father or mother not taking responsibility of their children
Dont be a tobs in reference to someone not taking responsibility
Tobs by Tottie12 May 2, 2021
Tobs is known to be a bitch and not stay up late with the boys
We asked tobs to stay on late but he insist school is more important
TOBS by DAK01 February 26, 2024
german word for someone really smart.
did you think its tobsn?
- yes, its very a very smart solution, so it must be.
Tobsn by Tobsn October 16, 2006
acronym for "take out back, shoot in head". Best to put (whatever) out of its misery
This patient is not going to make it. TOBSIH
tobsih by JMSMD November 11, 2005

tobsicle 

A term of endearment. Said with upbeat emotion to a favorite person.
You're so tobsicle!
tobsicle by DasHomo December 7, 2011
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