to-fu

something that meago ma would like to collect the whole series of so much, those to-fu men always appear as a pair, father & son, or mother & daughter. each character got its own background story.. they won't smile but they will make u smile!

to-fu oyako, poison to-fu, to-fu gang etc

to-fu by ruby January 14, 2005

"To Wong Fu" effect 

The tendency of an actor to overcompensate after playing a "girlie" character by taking on overly masculine roles.

Have you ever noticed that since "To Wong Fu" Wesley Snipes hasn't been in a movie where he didn't kick everyones ass? That's the "To Wong Fu" effect I guess.

"To Wong Fu" effect by Ebradar April 13, 2011

Make a promise to St. Fu 

A civil way of asking someone to STFU in mixed company. Alternatively, you can make a promise to St. Fulgius...

Me: Hey Uncle Bob, if you'll make a promise to St. Fu, this Thanksgiving dinner will be real nice.

Make a promise to St. Fu by lazlo pitts August 25, 2020

im going to fucking die disease 

Tummy hurt a bit too much for a bit too long

if you are experiencing these symptoms of “Im going to fucking die disease”, the only solution is mommy hugs/Gf kisses/ cuddles with the boys

im going to fucking die disease by SerratedBaguette June 2, 2020

I want to fucking die

Something you say at the end of every work day when you come home exhausted and life doesn’t make any sense and just isn’t worth it

Something you scream into the pillow in your room when you’re alone

Something you say because you have long-lasting clinical depression that never goes away

I want to fucking die living is only pain and not worth it

I want to fucking die by kuykee11 February 11, 2019

Not here to Fuck Spiders 

Australian slang. The term is derived from and is another way in saying, “not here to fuck around. I am here to get the job done”.” Stop wasting time we have things to do”.

It also can be used as declaration that a person has arrived at place of work or sporting team etc…with set of goals and is determined to meet them.

Can be used as reply to obvious question.

Also can be used around women and children as “not here to fornicate with arachnids’"

1. "Mate look at this"...Barry
" Barry, we are not here to Fuck Spiders, get back to it."...boss

2. "Do you think we can win the championship?"...Player
"Well I am not here to Fuck Spiders"...Coach

3. "Digging a hole mate"
“Well I am not here Fuck Spiders"

Not here to Fuck Spiders by Parker26 August 20, 2010

I want to fucking die

The phrase all of us say when we make regrets after regrets after regrets. Especially when those regrets bite us in the ass HARD. More likely to say it, and with more passion, especially when the consequences of your regrets are spelt out for you right in front of your face.

Idk why i said this, i want to fucking die.

Idk why i keep doing the same, godawful shit, i want to fucking die.

Why the fuck did i think this was okay, i want to fucking die.

Why the fuck is all of this bullshit happening to me, i want to fucking die.

I want to fucking die by _kill_me_please_ September 28, 2022

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023