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To stefan 

The act of closing the bathroom door behind an unsuspecting victim without their knowledge until it too late. The victim will then look around confused as you shove them to the ground. You will then "whip it out" and when they say no it will only fuel you to keep going. You will force the partner to lick your dick cheese (disclaimer: only works if penis size is under 2.5" and partner is not above the age of 16) (disclaimer: this is all consensual roleplaying)
Jacob: Yo bro I just stefaned someone last night
Mark: Yo cool.

Jacob: Yeah, She didn't see it cuming.

Other uses:
Liam: She's so fine I might have to stefan her at this party Friday night.
To stefan by hcropyeknom February 11, 2025
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to stefan someone 

To stefan someone means that you will say "if u want to" to a question, where you actually wanted to say "yes".
"Do you wanna go on a date with me?"
"If u want to"
"Man, don't stefan me"

that's the to stefan someone

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026