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To shit on 

1. To demoralize
2. To defecate on a person or object
1. Johnny promised Mark to shit on Dave's business.

2. Johnny also decided to shit on his toilet
To shit on by Joseph Stalin IV June 22, 2017

To shit on the floor 

Slang verb, to procrastinate in an aggressively unproductive manner.
Person A: What have you been doing? Weren't you meant to be finishing your assignments?
Person B: Well I've been trying but I've only managed to shit on the floor for the past 3 hours.
To shit on the floor by Tjimå February 28, 2022

I love to shit on 

You :)😘🥰😍
I love to shit on you :)
I love to shit on by Bad C dev November 6, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I May Have TO Shit On A DIcitonary<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I May Have TO Shit On A DIcitonary<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>I May Have TO Shit On A DIcitonary<.7.9.7.6.>

13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from

I've got 13 channels of shit on the TV to choose from.

THAT ONE TIME YOU HAD TO SHIT 

that one time i had to shit butt you where not in a posision to do so and you also shat yer self
that one time you had to shit in a buss ou shit i shat myself
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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