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To school for cool 

To smart to be cool. Recently adopted by nerds/geeks who are comfortable being such. Does not apply to other forms of nerdiness or geekiness ie gaming and glee club.

Stolen and changed from P!nk's "Raise Ur Glass".
Nerd: I hate being uncool.

Geek: We're to school for cool.

Gamer geek: So am I!!

Geek: No, you're an idiot. You too dumb to be as awesome as us.

Back To School Blues 

The feeling one gets when as the holiday draws to the end and people start to remind eachother of the coming school days, people wonder where the time went and dread that they have forgotten everthing.
example) A:"Hey man can you believe the holidays are over? i mean where did the time go?"

B:"i don't know man, i think i'm coming down with the Back To School Blues"
Back To School Blues by Mikoneo January 4, 2012

Back to school 

The most hated word! A word that every single kid is terrified off!
Jamie went to the store to get some good! Jamie also realized the {back to school} sign was up

Jamie ran.
Back to school by Gabby parker August 22, 2019

Back to school 

The phrase you dread seeing most in the summer holidays when you go into town for uniform shopping. Why on earth should stores torture you with a reminder that schools just a few weeks away?
I went into Pound Stretcher and saw what i dreaded most, signs saying 'Back to School'.
Back to school by sangajin August 15, 2007

Back to school necklace 

A back to school necklace is another name for a noose. This is due to the utter despair you feel when school starts back up again
School started yesterday and I just couldn't take the pain anymore so I bought a back to school necklace.
Back to school necklace by Phasmid9 October 13, 2016

Back to school shits 

When it comes time to go back to school and your very nervous, so you get the shits badly.
"Dude, I'm getting nervous because I have to go back to school in a week."
"Do you have the back to school shits yet?"
Back to school shits by null793 September 25, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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