to noose 

to hang yourself u fuckwits

According to all known laws of how to noose,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.

to noose by bengt-olof February 2, 2017

how to tie a noose 

When your Life have no matter anymore, so you take a rope and tie a noose.

person 1:HI dude, what are you doing?
person 2:Just Learning how to tie a noose so i can hang myself.

how to tie a noose by Theredpie May 12, 2017

signal to noise ratio

The ratio of useful information to useless information in any given statement.

George W Bush has a very low signal to noise ratio.

signal to noise ratio by flame August 29, 2003

signal to noise ratio

1.)A term used in physics to describe the amount of information extracted from an electro-magnetic signal compared the information orginally introduced into that signal.
2.)term used by psuedo-erudites to describe the degree of usefulness found in communications by media, individuals or otherwise.

1.)Hey Jim, this stereo set up is fucked. I'm pumping out 200W but my system sounds like a transistor radio. That is one fucked up signal-to-noise ratio.

2.)Typically, a demogague actually benefits from non-sensical, contradictory and inflammatory statements and agendas. Ironically, the higher the signal-to-noise ratio, the more effective they become since any useful information would actually reign them in.

signal to noise ratio by Raul and JonG August 28, 2003

signal to noise ratio

The logarithmic difference between the audio, video, or any signal and the unwanted random signal beneath it.

The signal to noise ratio of most DVD Video discs exceeds 50db. VHS, on the other hand pulls in at a lowly 38 db.

signal to noise ratio by Cowclops August 30, 2003

signal to noise ratio

The approximate ratio of content-rich and interesting posts to trolls, flamewars, random shit and somesuch.

Man, the signal to noise ratio of this board dropped like a fucking rock when he started posting.

signal to noise ratio by 290 September 1, 2003

signal to noise ratio

the ratio of signal to noise in decibels (dB).

A postitive signal to noise ratio means the signal is louder than the noise. A negative signal to noise ratio means the noise is louder than the signal. Typically, the signal is speech, music, or whatever sound is being listened for.

signal to noise ratio by Jody August 28, 2003