Definitions by Cowclops
Pretenderprise
Network equipment that typically costs more and has more features than the cheapest home gear from tplink/linksys/etc, but is also generally lacking features of much higher end switches from cisco, aruba, hpe, or mellanox.
Pretenderprise by Cowclops May 5, 2025
Snack Stick
An unheated hot dog, eaten directly out of the package, without a bun. Popular locations to eat snack sticks include out of the back of a car trunk while camping or right out of the fridge at midnight while at home.
Snack Stick by Cowclops August 5, 2012
Belligerently Wrong
Somebody who is "belligerently wrong" prolongs an argument even after its obvious that their facts are wrong, their reasoning is wrong, and the point they're trying to prove isn't clear. The "belligerently wrong" will usually repeatedly change their strategy so as to prevent the conversation from actually ending. It is unclear whether the belligerently wrong are actively trolling or merely unintelligent and unwittingly causing a ruckus.
"Joe was being belligerently wrong - he kept trying to argue that the capital of Maine is Delaware, even after we linked him to a list of state capitals and pointed out that Delaware is a state in and of itself."
Belligerently Wrong by Cowclops November 4, 2009
Overused to the point of vulgarity abbreviation intended to stand for "good game." When people say it no matter what (especially when the winners say it), it dilutes the phrase to the point of meaninglessness. They might as well just say "hahah we kicked your asses."
Come on people, if it was a good game, say "damn that was a good game."
If it was shitty or merely mediocre, don't dilute a phrase that could be used as a compliment if it didn't mean jack squat.
Come on people, if it was a good game, say "damn that was a good game."
If it was shitty or merely mediocre, don't dilute a phrase that could be used as a compliment if it didn't mean jack squat.
<Everyone on winning team> gg
<Cowclops> Shut the FUCK up. That was NOT a good game. You fucking slaughtered us. YOU played well, but we did not, so don't patronize us with halfassed "pleasantries" when you're really just being dingleberries.
<Cowclops> Shut the FUCK up. That was NOT a good game. You fucking slaughtered us. YOU played well, but we did not, so don't patronize us with halfassed "pleasantries" when you're really just being dingleberries.
chpwned
Beyond owned. Beyond pwned. chpwned!
Comes from a senseless combination of "pwned" and the command to change owner rights in Unix, "chown."
Comes from a senseless combination of "pwned" and the command to change owner rights in Unix, "chown."
I just chpwned #athlon64.
signal to noise ratio
The logarithmic difference between the audio, video, or any signal and the unwanted random signal beneath it.
The signal to noise ratio of most DVD Video discs exceeds 50db. VHS, on the other hand pulls in at a lowly 38 db.
signal to noise ratio by Cowclops August 30, 2003