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signal to noise ratio

The logarithmic difference between the audio, video, or any signal and the unwanted random signal beneath it.
The signal to noise ratio of most DVD Video discs exceeds 50db. VHS, on the other hand pulls in at a lowly 38 db.
by Cowclops August 30, 2003
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Belligerently Wrong

Somebody who is "belligerently wrong" prolongs an argument even after its obvious that their facts are wrong, their reasoning is wrong, and the point they're trying to prove isn't clear. The "belligerently wrong" will usually repeatedly change their strategy so as to prevent the conversation from actually ending. It is unclear whether the belligerently wrong are actively trolling or merely unintelligent and unwittingly causing a ruckus.
"Joe was being belligerently wrong - he kept trying to argue that the capital of Maine is Delaware, even after we linked him to a list of state capitals and pointed out that Delaware is a state in and of itself."
by Cowclops November 4, 2009
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ramjet

"I got ramjetted by 3 black guys last night!"
by Cowclops July 27, 2003
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chpwned

Beyond owned. Beyond pwned. chpwned!

Comes from a senseless combination of "pwned" and the command to change owner rights in Unix, "chown."
I just chpwned #athlon64.
by Cowclops November 13, 2003
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Snack Stick

An unheated hot dog, eaten directly out of the package, without a bun. Popular locations to eat snack sticks include out of the back of a car trunk while camping or right out of the fridge at midnight while at home.
Dude, who wants some snack sticks? They come with a free mustard drizzle!
by Cowclops August 5, 2012
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Pretenderprise

Network equipment that typically costs more and has more features than the cheapest home gear from tplink/linksys/etc, but is also generally lacking features of much higher end switches from cisco, aruba, hpe, or mellanox.
Unifi and Mikrotik are known for making pretenderprise gear.
by Cowclops May 5, 2025
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Wtong

The sound of getting hit with a metal shovel.
WTONG! Ow why the fuck did you have to hit me with the shovel?
by Cowclops November 17, 2002
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