To Egg

The movement of one's ass up and down whilst wearing a huge rucksack. Or to irritate one with annoying behavior.

person #1: Hey you! stop egging!
person #2: Now I'm going to egg further!
person #1: URGH you're so eggy.

To Egg by eggytoenail January 27, 2013

To egg on the floor 

To get someone to be pregnant.

You can't get anyone to egg on the floor

To egg on the floor by IGLOOISWATERWET June 14, 2019

to have egg on your face 

You “have egg on your face” when you say something stupid,or you do something that makes you look stupid.
Also to suffer embarrassment as a result of a public failure.

To have egg on your face: I was so nervous to speak with the boy i like that i said a lot of silly things...Tomorrow i’ll see him again at school, and i have egg on my face..!

to have egg on your face by *Nero Cristallo* January 24, 2018

is this going to lower egg prices? 

something you say when Trump as president does something that has little to no contribution to the real pressing issues in our society

trump = signs into law that there are only two genders
me = so is this going to lower egg prices?

is this going to lower egg prices? by EL SEXO GRATIS February 4, 2025

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it ! 

A way of telling your boss, work superiors, police or officials to "go fuck themselves !" without getting into trouble or sacked.

EXAMPLE 1
Health and safety employee - "Do you have a permit to work in this area?"
Worker - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"
(basic translation-"No i don't so fuckoff")

EXAMPLE 2

Police man - "have you got your drivers licence?"
Driver - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

EXAMPLE 3
Man in street 1 - "Excuse me sir, have you got the right time on you please?"
Man in street 2 - "I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it !"

I've got a piece of bread that used to have an egg on it ! by Klausey September 15, 2009

the egg about to crack 

when you are about to lose your virginity and go off the rails and have the police called on you 😷😈 la chocolate

okay in 2 months i will be 20. yes this is my year. the egg about to crack. hahahahhahah its going down. boring ass.

the egg about to crack by sadtherealest August 3, 2022

teaching grandma to suck eggs

Teaching some process which should already be known, especially to a person who should already know it.

"What does this woman think she's doing? Teaching multiplication to a Calculus class is like teaching grandma to suck eggs!"

teaching grandma to suck eggs by Douglas Baker August 4, 2005