To beans
(v) to make a joke about somebody who is not to deflect the fact that you cannot come up with a sufficient comeback after getting owned
To beans by Lemecchauve October 14, 2012
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i swear to beans
i swear to beans by T.T. August 4, 2007
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No beans to my cup
This Phrase means that something doesn’t bother you or that you don’t care about what was said or happened.
No beans to my cup by Ldog03yeeyee May 30, 2020
to suck beans
to suck beans by sleb, aka.yamadude December 24, 2003
Butthole to Bean
Butthole to Bean is a term that is only used by the most refined people on this earth. I came up with this term after many years of research in the field of sexual exploration. I would travel from butthole to bean often and enjoyed both of these majestic places however, I never connected the two until one day I was driving and I decided to join these two fine places with one phase. Enjoy!
I was so hungry the other night I licked my wife from Butthole to Bean......... while sitting on my leather seats in my hot truck my girlfriends pussy was sweating from butthole to Bean......... one day on a journey from her Butthole to her bean I found her taint.
Butthole to Bean by Cupambulla April 22, 2019
Bean to bean
When two lesbian women who are in love share a sexual experience that involves pressing their clits together.
Bean to bean by DevintheDevil October 13, 2022
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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