Skip to main content

to scratch the old itch 

Dude my ex came by the other night just to scratch the old itch

lemme show you how to scratch it 

prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt ah ah se prrt by the way destiny still arrives
person 1: can I show ya something?
person 2: sure man
person 1: lemme show you how to scratch it
person 1: prrt ah prrt prrt ah ah prrt ah eh prrt se prrt prrt prrt se ah prrt prrt pr ah eh se prrt prrt prrt prrt pr ah eh eh se er prrt p ah eh se er er prrt prrt prrt-
person 2: 911, my friend is having a seizure

up to scratch

As good as expected or needed; good enough
His performance wasn't up to scratch.
up to scratch by Shirifa June 9, 2018

let me show you how to scratch it 

a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh
thanos: besh apetupetupeta let me show you how to scratch it a besh apedupaepedipapedupa apapesh apapupa a besh u besh obetipupesh abetubidipieded besh abebububpit besh u besh

tough itch to scratch

Something hard to stop. Like when you begin to scratch and you cannot stop.
When you are a serial killer like me, it is a tough itch to scratch, once you got it.
tough itch to scratch by Duckyduck November 26, 2013

Itch to scratch 

1. A slang phrase for female masturbation. (When a female masturbates the hand formation looks like they are scratching an itch.)
I think ima go home I have an itch to scratch.
Itch to scratch by Anon76152098 October 10, 2008