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TLW is toto2two AKA TO and TWO
TLW by toto2two April 18, 2018
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TLW or tlw 

The abbreviation for "true love waits" as in, the people "wait for sex" or "wait for the other half to come back from wherever the heck they went."
he was like, "i'm gonna be in college for like ... ever."
and she's like, "tlw, dude."
TLW or tlw by eden May 5, 2005
That's Literally What I'm Saying
"Wonyoungie deserves better"
"TLWIS"
TLWIS by Chuhenghater November 27, 2019
The dumbest phrase known on tumblr. The most played out and ANNOYING phrase on the popular blogging site on tumblr. There is no thugs on tumblr, thugs dont blog.
TLWG?!!? Bitch, shut the fuck up. this is a blogging site, this aint the hood. GTFO.
TLWG by Tila Nguyen July 28, 2010
Too long won't read

This is the a version of TLDR meant to communicate the moral or lesson of the following post without giving spoilers found at the beginning of a post.
TLWR: Don't try me

So this bish who keeps hitting James up, thought it would be funny to...
TLWR by Ikandi January 8, 2019
An alcoholic, usually addicted to tequila. Being stupid is in their nature and they love working out speed limits. You may find them following a holy judith as they are also known as Judithians, or Judiths disciples.
Chez: are you religious?
Parrott: yes, i am a tlws!
Chez: you are a Judithian?
Parrott: of course!
tlws by Random_pasta November 13, 2019
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