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Too Long ; Didn't Watch. Its used when someone uploads a very long and uninteresting video on youtube or any other video upload website. Similair to "tl;dr" which is used in threads.
Shit faced cockmaster: "watch my shitty 24hour video on christianity!"

Guy with life: *writes in comment box* "tl;dw...BITCH"
tl;dw by MaZVaZ June 6, 2007
Too Lazy, Didn't watch
I was tl;dw
tl;dw by beerinhaler September 15, 2017
Inspired by TL;DR but for replies in discussions.

Too Long, Didn't Write.

Meaning: Man, the answer is too long to write, I can't do it now, sorry.
George: Can you explain this in more details?

Sylvain: TL;DW
TL;DW by afroginthevalley November 5, 2010
An acronym for "Too laggy, didn't watch"

To be used when someone sends you a video but you stop watching it because it is taking too long to buffer.
Kyle: "That video Jim sent us was hilarious! Did you watch it yet?"

Stan: "Nah, tl;dw"
tl;dw by peasmaster February 22, 2011
Bob: Hey friend, do you still have that $150 that I loaned you? Friend Sorry Man, I just spent it on this here prostitute, tl;dw.
tl;dw by Believf October 8, 2019

tl;dwtwi 

Too long, didn't want to write it
I know my Reddit joke was shorter than the classic version but it was tl;dwtwi
tl;dwtwi by Rodd McTodd June 13, 2016
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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