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Too long didn't watch
TLDW just another dumb stunt video set to another bad soundtrack
TLDW by Daniel Rock November 3, 2006
Used as an expression of mounting anger or frustration. A versatile expletive on the level of fuck.

Similar in respect to Newman.
1. "Dude, you just shit your pants."
"Ah, tidwell!"

2. "You can't steal my catchphrase, man. That's totally horbawrong."
"Pfft. I just did. Deal with it, bitch."
"TIDWELL!"
Tidwell by jordancg August 5, 2008
The act of failing at an attempt to get pussy.
The guy totally Tidwell'd himself when he said he was a Redskins fan.
Tidwell by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019
(v) To follow through on a plan before thinking it through. Also, to repeatedly make dumb choices.
Wow, you totally Tidwelled man. I mean it's bad enough to do drugs in public, but to do it at school in front of your teacher?!
Tidwell by N. of G. August 5, 2008

Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. 

A professional tow-truck company that specializes in hauling antique Chevrolets back to Hammer Down Town. The company is also known for hauling Fords across the scales, ole son. The Big Show is cool. You’d know if you seen it.
1. “Y’all ever met them Murphy boys that operate Tidwell Trio Trucking Co?”
2. “If you get a chance, go check out Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. in Hammer Down Town.”
3. “The Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. is located and operated in Tidwell Tx-ass (aka Hammer Down Town) by Kenny Metal Murphy and Sons, ole son. Get sum!”
I love hot and sexy girls.

I just want to put my cream in their asses.

The word I like the most is "I WANT TO FUCK YOU".
Tadweep wants to put his dick into her mouth!
Tadweep by Fking sexy November 25, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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