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Too long don't want to explain.
Kid: Yo check out this arm code, the motors might stop and we could possibly hang!

Pyromanic221: TLDWE

Kid: You're probably right
TLDWE by pyromanic221 January 29, 2014
Words you can keep
Too long didn't watch
TLDW just another dumb stunt video set to another bad soundtrack
TLDW by Daniel Rock November 3, 2006
Used as an expression of mounting anger or frustration. A versatile expletive on the level of fuck.

Similar in respect to Newman.
1. "Dude, you just shit your pants."
"Ah, tidwell!"

2. "You can't steal my catchphrase, man. That's totally horbawrong."
"Pfft. I just did. Deal with it, bitch."
"TIDWELL!"
Tidwell by jordancg August 5, 2008
The act of failing at an attempt to get pussy.
The guy totally Tidwell'd himself when he said he was a Redskins fan.
Tidwell by yumspoiledmilk May 21, 2019
(v) To follow through on a plan before thinking it through. Also, to repeatedly make dumb choices.
Wow, you totally Tidwelled man. I mean it's bad enough to do drugs in public, but to do it at school in front of your teacher?!
Tidwell by N. of G. August 5, 2008

Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. 

A professional tow-truck company that specializes in hauling antique Chevrolets back to Hammer Down Town. The company is also known for hauling Fords across the scales, ole son. The Big Show is cool. You’d know if you seen it.
1. “Y’all ever met them Murphy boys that operate Tidwell Trio Trucking Co?”
2. “If you get a chance, go check out Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. in Hammer Down Town.”
3. “The Tidwell Trio Trucking Co. is located and operated in Tidwell Tx-ass (aka Hammer Down Town) by Kenny Metal Murphy and Sons, ole son. Get sum!”
I love hot and sexy girls.

I just want to put my cream in their asses.

The word I like the most is "I WANT TO FUCK YOU".
Tadweep wants to put his dick into her mouth!
Tadweep by Fking sexy November 25, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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