tjoss 

Pronounced: Tee-yo-s

That one last rebellious drop of pee that refuses to join the rest of its squad, only to make its dramatic exit after you’ve already zipped up and declared victory. results in awkward wet spots

“Wyd man”

“Trying to air-dry this stupid tjoss before anyone notices.”

“Oh so that’s why u are walking like a penguin?”

tjoss by Randomguy777 November 21, 2024

Tjoss 

Pronounced: Tee-yo-s

That one last rebellious drop of pee that refuses to join the rest of its squad, only to make its dramatic exit after you’ve already zipped up and declared victory. Often results in awkward wet spots and questioning all your life choices

“Wyd man”

“Trying to air-dry this stupid tjos before anyone notices.”

“Oh so that’s why u are walking like a penguin?”

Pro Tip: Shaking, dancing, or waiting five extra seconds won’t save you. The tjoss always wins

Tjoss by Randomguy777 November 21, 2024

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser 

A british nickname for a fire diamond.
A joke first made by salm O'nella acadamy.

Oi ya twat watch out for that box with the figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser

Figmenty pigmenty crosser tosser by A witty twit August 10, 2019

Toss Boy 

The ruler of a deserted island named HEL. he was forced into hel forever by SATAN (aka tom nook) and was trapped there for all eternity to find bugs, fish, make a house, and let an owl steal his findings to make a museum. although toss boy lives in hel, he is quite nice and has a girlfriend named goober. they are a cute couple. also, toss boy is on a mission to kill shari, who keeps threatening him that she will break his knees. but that wont happen any time soon.....

shari: hey look, its toss boy! hi toss boy!
toss boy: SHUT UP SHARI BEFORE I BREAK YOUR SKULL
shari: ok! have a nice day!

Toss Boy by toss boy is god April 9, 2020

bucket-toss 

A not very common event that happens once every 100 years but should happen once every 1/100th of a second.

The "Bucket-Toss" consists of anywhere between 50 and 100 trillion men who will take turns urinating, defacating or emptying their sack of nut-cream into a large wooden bucket. After which, the bucket will be placed into a Giant catapult launching the bucket, and propelling it to a speed of mach 12 toward an unsuspecting whores skull.(It is important to note that prior to the whore being knocked unconcious the contents of the bucket are emptied rendering the slut totally covered in piss, shit and cum.)

My friends and I were thinking about gathering all the inmates from Rykers Island in order to give Gail Wilk a proper bucket-toss.

bucket-toss by Drano August 16, 2006

Toss a Coin to your Witcher 

A modern way of saying to give credit to/appreciate what someone does, even if it’s easier not to. Originated from Netflix’s series “The Witcher” in which the titular character spends most of his days killing monsters for the people he meets. He is commonly viewed as an emotionless monster himself, but a bard writes a song about him in which he sings, “toss a coin to your Witcher, o valley of plenty...toss a coin to your Witcher, a friend of humanity”.
Geralt of Rivia (the Witcher) is often seen and treated as an outcast, but he’s mostly just trying to help people, so toss him a coin.

“Jeez man, my mom’s been such a bitch lately.”
“How do you mean?”
“She’s so controlling, dude. She won’t even let me to to Todd’s party this weekend.”
“Dude, you know that’s because she’s trying to keep you out of trouble. Yeah she can be strict, but toss a coin to your Witcher, man. She’s tryin’ her best.

Toss a Coin to your Witcher by clayto97 January 19, 2020

Boxer toss 

The art of breaking up a fight or protest with the shock and awe of a tossed pair of boxers landing in the vicinity of the participants.

Tony and Gino were about to fight, but that boxer toss that landed on them really confused them and killed their aggression towards each other.

Boxer toss by Fhammer August 30, 2019