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Tizzler

“Damn his penis is like a straw

it’s a tizzler!”
by supersucker3000 August 11, 2018
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Tizzler

A very cool, fun loving and sporty person. At a young age this person is very liquidated and has outstanding taste in all facets of life. Generally admired, and a role model.
WOW! That guy is such a Tizzler!
by James Chill December 31, 2011
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Tizzerbomb

A move in professional wrestling as well as a powerbomb directed towards autistic kids. It was named after the American professional wrestler Dave Batista, who used this as his finisher. Dave absolutely hated tizzers.
Jack: Dude this autistic kid was making some screeching sounds during lunch so I just tizzerbombed the actual fuck out of him. That'll teach him!
by tizzerdestroyer June 1, 2018
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Turkey Titzlers

Slang.

Relating to the the dilapidated and over-processed appearance of a breasts that have been damaged by excessive over-tanning often with further application of fake tan to deepen the colour. A trademark of an ageing Tanorexic.
Sad as it was Jo had to admit her boobs were rather deflated and damaged by her sun-worshiping, looking at them she realised they looked like a couple of Turkey Titzlers

Jamie Oliver knows his stuff mate, you wouldn't want a 30 minute meal from Jo unless you like Turkey Titzlers, if you know what I'm saying...
by BlossomG April 4, 2013
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von tizzle

An exclamation of happiness and joy. Originating from the Snoop Dogg-ization of "Von Tiesenhausen," a rocket scientist with a funny name.
Von tizzle! That cute guy behind the counter gave me extra beans in my burrito!
by Lauren Valentino February 17, 2005
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Texas Twizzler

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler
Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.
by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010
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Texas twizzler

The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.
Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit
by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019
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