Tizzler

A long and skinny penis

“Damn his penis is like a straw”

“it’s a tizzler!”

Tizzler by supersucker3000 August 11, 2018

Tizzler

A very cool, fun loving and sporty person. At a young age this person is very liquidated and has outstanding taste in all facets of life. Generally admired, and a role model.

WOW! That guy is such a Tizzler!

Tizzler by James Chill December 31, 2011

Tizzerbomb 

A move in professional wrestling as well as a powerbomb directed towards autistic kids. It was named after the American professional wrestler Dave Batista, who used this as his finisher. Dave absolutely hated tizzers.

Jack: Dude this autistic kid was making some screeching sounds during lunch so I just tizzerbombed the actual fuck out of him. That'll teach him!

Tizzerbomb by tizzerdestroyer June 1, 2018

Turkey Titzlers 

Slang.

Relating to the the dilapidated and over-processed appearance of a breasts that have been damaged by excessive over-tanning often with further application of fake tan to deepen the colour. A trademark of an ageing Tanorexic.

Sad as it was Jo had to admit her boobs were rather deflated and damaged by her sun-worshiping, looking at them she realised they looked like a couple of Turkey Titzlers

Jamie Oliver knows his stuff mate, you wouldn't want a 30 minute meal from Jo unless you like Turkey Titzlers, if you know what I'm saying...

Turkey Titzlers by BlossomG April 4, 2013

von tizzle 

An exclamation of happiness and joy. Originating from the Snoop Dogg-ization of "Von Tiesenhausen," a rocket scientist with a funny name.

Von tizzle! That cute guy behind the counter gave me extra beans in my burrito!

von tizzle by Lauren Valentino February 17, 2005

Texas Twizzler 

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler

Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.

Texas Twizzler by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010

Texas twizzler 

The act of placing a twizzler inside of your partners Rectum, then extract the twizzler from the rectum and slowly Injest the fecal mattered twizzler.

Kyle gave his girlfriend a Texas twizzler last night, the whole apartment smelt like shit

Texas twizzler by Queefsniffer3000 December 13, 2019