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(verb-passive) 1. to be screwed out of what is rightfully due to you. 2. to be placed in a state of awe and our disbelief at how improperly something could be managed. 3. can simply be used to incite intrigue
1. Man its already past 4pm and he still hasn't called for us to clean up. My friend we have most surely been Tizzled!

2. So where are we workin today? What truck am I supposed to ride out in? Are we checking out of the hotel? Damn I've been Tizzled!

3. Tizzle me this, Tizzle me that!
Tizzled by Brown Dirt Cowboy February 9, 2010
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To become buzzed from drinking alcohol
Man im gonna get tizzled tonight
Tizzled by KGM on behalf of Kanye February 11, 2006
To get fucked up.
To get high.
Shit son, my bitch and I smoked some chronic last night and got tizzled.
Tizzled by p April 12, 2005

twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

twizzled 

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.
From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"
twizzled by maniakaz December 5, 2011

von tizzle 

An exclamation of happiness and joy. Originating from the Snoop Dogg-ization of "Von Tiesenhausen," a rocket scientist with a funny name.
Von tizzle! That cute guy behind the counter gave me extra beans in my burrito!
von tizzle by Lauren Valentino February 17, 2005

Tizzle Wizzle 

This is another form of saying startled or frightened. But must be said in a Britain accent.
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