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(verb-passive) 1. to be screwed out of what is rightfully due to you. 2. to be placed in a state of awe and our disbelief at how improperly something could be managed. 3. can simply be used to incite intrigue
1. Man its already past 4pm and he still hasn't called for us to clean up. My friend we have most surely been Tizzled!

2. So where are we workin today? What truck am I supposed to ride out in? Are we checking out of the hotel? Damn I've been Tizzled!

3. Tizzle me this, Tizzle me that!
Tizzled by Brown Dirt Cowboy February 9, 2010
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To become buzzed from drinking alcohol
Man im gonna get tizzled tonight
Tizzled by KGM on behalf of Kanye February 11, 2006
To get fucked up.
To get high.
Shit son, my bitch and I smoked some chronic last night and got tizzled.
Tizzled by p April 12, 2005

twizzledick

word used to describe someone whose name you don't want to say out loud, for someone you feel contempt for or someone who you find to be worthless and a waste of good oxygen.
Tony G: I really need help with this equipment.
Jim C: I know a guy, but he works for that twizzledick. The job up the street.
Tony G: ??

Tony G: Oh, you mean Bruce?
Jim C: That's him.
Tony G: You're right, he is. I'll give that twizzledick a call.
twizzledick by Mark Louis Webb January 7, 2011

twizzled 

Confused or unable to decide.
Was used in the Artisoft LANtastic networking software to indicate the network was unable to decide which network adapter to use.
From the LANtastic Networking software: "Net BIOS is twizzled"
twizzled by maniakaz December 5, 2011

von tizzle 

An exclamation of happiness and joy. Originating from the Snoop Dogg-ization of "Von Tiesenhausen," a rocket scientist with a funny name.
Von tizzle! That cute guy behind the counter gave me extra beans in my burrito!
von tizzle by Lauren Valentino February 17, 2005

Tizzle Wizzle 

This is another form of saying startled or frightened. But must be said in a Britain accent.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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