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tittinomics 

Boob-related enterprise, especially as it relates to cover charges of a strip club. A simple 2 tits/$1 ratio.

Especially when in a recession
If there is a $10 door cover, you MUST see at least 20 titties (or 10 pairs) before you are obligated to tip any other stripper (and perhaps bartender and/or waitresses). This is basic tittinomics.
Related Words
titinope (tee-ti-nope) - A small amount of something left over, especially the last bits of food or drink. Taken from the archaic English word "tittynope", modernised in spelling and pronunciation for contemporary use.
"There's not many french fries left, only the titinope."

"Don't throw that away, that's a perfectly good titinope!"

"She scraped the titinope of jam from the jar onto her toast"
Titinope by lutitium May 6, 2026

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008