titzkrieg

The behaviour of large-breasted women who engage in fast and active pursuit of men soon after meeting in order to establish a relationship

“She has been submitting me to an intense titzkrieg since that first date; I’ve been seeing her every day”
“She’s initiated the titzkrieg but I’m not going to fall for it this time”

by Scholar and a gentleman February 12, 2025

Ditzkrieg

The act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. Combines the term "ditz" with "blitzkrieg".

"Dude I went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. First I forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then I totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!

by Andreafdz June 19, 2008

titskrieg

Deriving from the German language, titskrieg is the competitive sport in which two females engage each other in thrilling combat using only their breasts.

Friend 1: Wow! What are those girls doing with their boobs? Doesn't that hurt?

Friend 2: Of course it does! Women around here always resort to titskrieg to solve their problems!

by THUNDERGUNN July 22, 2014

ditzkrieg

An attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an associate of same

She thought her fiery attack on the incumbent would sway the electorate, but I thought it was a total ditzkrieg.

by dr foo October 21, 2010

twitskrieg

A blitz-like attack on twitter

President Trump unleashed a twitskrieg on an unsuspecting opponent.

by socraticmethodman February 22, 2017