Ditzkrieg

The act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. Combines the term "ditz" with "blitzkrieg".

"Dude I went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. First I forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then I totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!

by Andreafdz June 19, 2008

ditzkrieg

An attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an associate of same

She thought her fiery attack on the incumbent would sway the electorate, but I thought it was a total ditzkrieg.

by dr foo October 21, 2010

dishkrieg

Doing the dishes + Blitzkrieg.

Getting the dishes done lightning fast.

Lets Dishkrieg!

I'll turn on some tunes while we Dishkrieg!

by Canola June 17, 2011

Dickrieg

A unexpected barrage of unnecessarily cruel dickish insults or remarks launched against a weaker individual. The Dickrieg is among the most powerful tactics available to a Dick.

That handsome blonde haired German Dick is unleashing a Dickrieg on that Polish kid over there.

by fatty fatty two by four March 25, 2010

titzkrieg

The behaviour of large-breasted women who engage in fast and active pursuit of men soon after meeting in order to establish a relationship

“She has been submitting me to an intense titzkrieg since that first date; I’ve been seeing her every day”
“She’s initiated the titzkrieg but I’m not going to fall for it this time”

by Scholar and a gentleman February 12, 2025