titskrieg

Deriving from the German language, titskrieg is the competitive sport in which two females engage each other in thrilling combat using only their breasts.

Friend 1: Wow! What are those girls doing with their boobs? Doesn't that hurt?

Friend 2: Of course it does! Women around here always resort to titskrieg to solve their problems!

titskrieg by THUNDERGUNN July 22, 2014

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titsiege

when you're under attack. when the bra perimeter is breached

I was drunk the other night, and my hands ran up my girlfriend's shirt, it was a total titsiege.

titsiege by whoa baby January 16, 2010

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twitskrieg

A blitz-like attack on twitter

President Trump unleashed a twitskrieg on an unsuspecting opponent.

twitskrieg by socraticmethodman February 22, 2017

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titzkrieg

The behaviour of large-breasted women who engage in fast and active pursuit of men soon after meeting in order to establish a relationship

“She has been submitting me to an intense titzkrieg since that first date; I’ve been seeing her every day”
“She’s initiated the titzkrieg but I’m not going to fall for it this time”

titzkrieg by Scholar and a gentleman February 12, 2025

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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