Deriving from the German language, titskrieg is the competitive sport in which two females engage each other in thrilling combat using only their breasts.
Friend 1: Wow! What are those girls doing with their boobs? Doesn't that hurt?
Friend 2: Of course it does! Women around here always resort to titskrieg to solve their problems!
The behaviour of large-breasted women who engage in fast and active pursuit of men soon after meeting in order to establish a relationship
“She has been submitting me to an intense titzkrieg since that first date; I’ve been seeing her every day”
“She’s initiated the titzkrieg but I’m not going to fall for it this time”
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!