Deriving from the German language, titskrieg is the competitive sport in which two females engage each other in thrilling combat using only their breasts.
Friend 1: Wow! What are those girls doing with their boobs? Doesn't that hurt?
Friend 2: Of course it does! Women around here always resort to titskrieg to solve their problems!
The behaviour of large-breasted women who engage in fast and active pursuit of men soon after meeting in order to establish a relationship
“She has been submitting me to an intense titzkrieg since that first date; I’ve been seeing her every day”
“She’s initiated the titzkrieg but I’m not going to fall for it this time”
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"