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titty fit 

Noun. An alternative to hissy fit, which is an unreasonable emotional outburst or a short-lived temper tantrum. Used when one wishes to elicit chuckles or confusion from the listening parties. Because people will often respond with, "don't you mean hissy fit?", to which you can say, "no, titty fit, now stop throwing a titty fit about the phrase titty fit". This expression can be likened to when people say things like "stop getting your panties in a wad".
Jason threw a huge titty fit when Carla wouldn't go out with him.

Sarah often throws massive titty fits when things do not go her way.

Mom to daughter: "Stop throwing a titty fit and go do your chores and homework."
titty fit by CSpan May 23, 2009
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Fitty wit a titty 

That'll run ya a fitty wit a titty..
Fitty wit a titty by Roc November 8, 2003

Fitty wit a titty 

A "C" note. Heard this expression once, many years ago, in Louisiana, believe it was a localized Creole slang. May have read it in the comments section of WorldStar Hip Hop web site.

I presume that "titty" refers to the extra zero a hundred dollar bill would have, that extra zero standing for a rough cartoon version of a female breast, nipple or areola.
Reverend Ike, admonishing his audience to give generously: "I don't want no twenty dollar bill! I don't want no fitty dollar bill either! Pull out that fitty wit a titty—a hundred dollar bill—that's what I want to see!
Fitty wit a titty by MikeTmobile October 12, 2016

tittly fits 

1)When its really cold out and your nipples start going crazy

2) To describe how cold it is
"Hey Sarah your nipples are going tittly fits"

or

"God Damn! Its tittly fits out there today!"
tittly fits by threethirtycrew September 6, 2005
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