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When you're so angry at someone, and want to call them a shithead, but they are too stupid to just be called that. First originated with White people in Pekin, Illinois.
Quit being such a titshed, and listen to me.
God you're a stupid titshed.
titshed by Titshed April 1, 2022
Words you can keep
"Oh my goodness! You're titched!"
Titched by Michelle Nordmann December 20, 2007
Irritated, annoying, wishing you would just shut up -titchy
I was pretty titched last night.
Titched by CQMF February 23, 2015
Last night I got completely titsed
Titsed by doyouevenhybro January 27, 2017
To be slapped in the face with huge tits. Sometimes the result of which is a black eye.
I just got Tished in the face!
Tished by Shaunithan May 24, 2008

titshelf 

A woman with enormous "full beam" breasts has a "titshelf" where food and other debris can collect.
The social worker had the biggest tits I'd ever seen. Her "titshelf" was full of chorizo and mozerella.
titshelf by Orbs72 May 27, 2016

Tished out 

To be a psychopath with numerous dicks in you at the same time. Also numbers these dicks by revelance. Kyle is always number 1 and the billionaires are under him and Justin is fluctuating.
Man... she or he is all fuckin Tished out today! Wish she’d deflate those Tished out tits!
Tished out by Thehammer October 2, 2018
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026
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