tits on tits 

two round breastes pushed up against eachother

brosef that party was tits on tits

tits on tits by Stephan williams III September 7, 2007

light my tits on fire

When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.

Laura was the one who did this interesting trick of letting the customer light my tits on fire.

light my tits on fire by Starchylde May 20, 2016

Tits on Sticks 

What a skinny girl is called with big implants.

Marie's nickname is tits on sticks

Tits on Sticks by Mareelevee December 16, 2008

tits on a nun 

Something or someone that is so useless they serve no purpose. For example tits on a nun serve no purpose, they don't have sex so they are useless a sex objects, they don't have babies so they are useless to produce milk for feeding.

Mike is soo lazy he never helps out with any work. Yeah he's as useless as tits on a nun.

tits on a nun by nicks75 January 29, 2015

Tits on a whale 

It can mean anything such as holy shit etc.

Originates from the ultimate-guitar forums.

Tits on a whale that's awesome!

Tits on a whale by fretsonfire74 August 24, 2008

Sugar on Tits 

This is just an expression one can use to express pleasure when something has happened or will happen that is so amazing or cool, but you desire to use a term a little stronger than nice, sweet, awesome, etc; you use the term "Sugar on Tits".

"Dude, if this amazing thing happens to me next week, it will be so fricken awesome. Could you imagine?" says one guy

"I know", says the other, "It'll be so fricken sweet, it's like Sugar on Tits." THAT'S SWEET!

Sugar on Tits by RDEK November 14, 2011

as useless as tits on a bull 

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

as useless as tits on a bull by Tom Love February 2, 2007