tits on tits
tits on tits by Stephan williams III September 7, 2007
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light my tits on fire
When a stripper splits a paper match & affixes it to her nipples & then lets a voyeur light the match.
light my tits on fire by Starchylde May 20, 2016
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Tits on Sticks by Mareelevee December 16, 2008
tits on a nun
Something or someone that is so useless they serve no purpose. For example tits on a nun serve no purpose, they don't have sex so they are useless a sex objects, they don't have babies so they are useless to produce milk for feeding.
tits on a nun by nicks75 January 29, 2015
Tits on a whale
Tits on a whale by fretsonfire74 August 24, 2008
Sugar on Tits
This is just an expression one can use to express pleasure when something has happened or will happen that is so amazing or cool, but you desire to use a term a little stronger than nice, sweet, awesome, etc; you use the term "Sugar on Tits".
"Dude, if this amazing thing happens to me next week, it will be so fricken awesome. Could you imagine?" says one guy
"I know", says the other, "It'll be so fricken sweet, it's like Sugar on Tits." THAT'S SWEET!
"I know", says the other, "It'll be so fricken sweet, it's like Sugar on Tits." THAT'S SWEET!
Sugar on Tits by RDEK November 14, 2011
as useless as tits on a bull
as useless as tits on a bull by Tom Love February 2, 2007
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