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tits 'n' ass 

Breasts and female buttocks. This expression comes from the entertainment industry, and may well date to the vaudeville era. It means using feminine beauty, in various states of undress, to spice up or ornament a dramatic or musical show. Often used cynically to imply that the tastes of audiences are of the lowest common denominator: shallow and sexually-obsessed, failing to appreciate other aspects of a show thought "finer", such as drama, action, talent or music.
Example 1: When we staged this show, we included a number of scantily-clad female dancers, because all audiences really want nowadays is tits 'n' ass.

Example 2: You're spending HOW much on your musicians for this show? Don't you know that all people really want is tits 'n' ass?

Example 3: In the 1960's, pop music was really about talent and musical ability. Now it's all about tits 'n' ass.
tits 'n' ass by david lincoln brooks November 10, 2013
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Tits N ass 

When Drinking with friends, you toast to Tits and Ass, what with them being two of lifes great pleasures. You do this by first clinking the upper parts of your alcoholic beverage recepticals, (glass) and then the lower parts, while reciting "Tits and ass".
Tim: "heres your pint buddy!"
Brad: "Cheers buddy, Tits N Ass my friend!"
Tim: "Tits N ass!"
Tits N ass by timmybear May 25, 2009

Tits N' Ass 

A derogative street term used for describing a woman.

Can also be used when to talk "Tits N' Ass" which is the discussion of the merits of a woman's breasts and posterior.
Check out that fine piece of Tits N' Ass walking down the street!

Im single again: Now I can talk Tits N' Ass

Tits'n'Ass 

First born in Scarborough, Ontario. A form of a traditional clinking of beer bottles as one would say "Cheers". First the involved parties clink together the tops of their beer bottles and announce "Tits!", following closely is the clinking of the bottom of the bottles together announced "and Ass!".
"Jay and Alex got drunk doing Tits'n'Ass cheers all afternoon long."
Tits'n'Ass by Binary Jay June 10, 2006

titsnassndix

When "tits" and "asses" and "dicks" meet in the same place, at the same time, and preform many different types of sex.
Shiiiittt Shane, stop gettin' all the titsnassndix in this bitch!
titsnassndix by BTCHZNDHOEZ November 30, 2010
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