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A joke made by Jon Jafari on his online comedy gaming show, Jontron. This joke occurs during the "Titenic" episode, where the creators of a Titanic game fatally misspelled Titanic. Jon has partnered with music channel Schmoyoho to make a song called Titenic: The JonSong, which is a musical montage about Jontron and Titenic.
How could they mistake Titanic for Titenic if they're making a game about it?!
titenic by ThatPyro June 25, 2015
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titanic face

the face you make while having sex with one hand against a window.
titanic face- “everyone has a ‘titanic for the first time’ face.” -Harry Styles
titanic face by ainhahssy August 15, 2021

Titanicization 

The tendency to compare any disaster, particularly one that is spectacular or involving transportation, to the sinking of the Titanic despite the two disasters being plainly incomparable.
When the Costa Concordia capsized many news outlets were quick to engage in titanicization of the event.
Titanicization by WT E100 October 1, 2020
Big ship
Big ship set sail
Young man meet young woman
Young man and woman fall in love
Young man paint nude of woman
Big ship hit large ice cube
Big ship sinks
Young man sinks
Young woman is rescued
Roll credits
I understand you like Titanic Barbara, but seriously, this is the FOURTEENTH time we've watched this damn movie
Titanic by Metallicajunkie October 21, 2018

Land Titanic 

Amy: "The Land Titanic!" Hermes:"That was one really big bus!"
Land Titanic by Dark Lord Cthulhu December 23, 2011

titanic for the first time 

harry styles once tweeted: “everyone has a titanic for the first time face” after the tour bus pictures were leaked. in conclusion, larry is real<3
everyone has a titanic for the first time face

rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic 

time spent in worthless activity, an exercise in futility, a waste of valuable time.
You're trying to rearrange deckchairs on the Titanic, bud! She isn't coming back no matter how much you do!
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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