I mean, putting this in Urban Dictionary is like saying this is a fact right? I don't really want to do this. Opinions are not facts people.
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by ThatPyro March 19, 2016
A joke made by Jon Jafari on his online comedy gaming show, Jontron. This joke occurs during the "Titenic" episode, where the creators of a Titanic game fatally misspelled Titanic. Jon has partnered with music channel Schmoyoho to make a song called Titenic: The JonSong, which is a musical montage about Jontron and Titenic.
by ThatPyro June 18, 2015
No, I'm not procrastinating.
by ThatPyro August 10, 2015
A phrase that is used to state that what the other person is saying is obvious.
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
"Captain Obvious, he's our hero! He's gonna tell you what you already know!"
2 men are walking together outside during the zombie apocolypse. Suddenly, a zombie leaps out of some bushes he was hiding in, and rushes at the 2 men. One of the men takes out a shotgun and blows the guy's head off. The 2 men watch in horror as he collapses to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" One of the men say. The other man looks at him and says, "Thanks, Captain Obvious." Frustrated, the first man takes his gun and blows his head off. The second man falls to the ground, blood gushing from his neck. "Oh my goodness! I think he's dead!" The man exclaims.
by ThatPyro August 11, 2015
A joke made by Rooster Teeth in the Rooster Teeth Podcast #201.
It comes from a story Burnie Burns (the co-founder of Rooster Teeth) told about Daniel Gruchy (a friend of Rooster Teeth and fellow Youtuber) getting confused about the McDonald's menu, as he thought they read left to right instead of top to bottom, ending with the result "Big Mac Chicken Legend Sundae".
It comes from a story Burnie Burns (the co-founder of Rooster Teeth) told about Daniel Gruchy (a friend of Rooster Teeth and fellow Youtuber) getting confused about the McDonald's menu, as he thought they read left to right instead of top to bottom, ending with the result "Big Mac Chicken Legend Sundae".
McDonald's Employee: Welcome to McDonald's, what do you want?
Dan: Um...I'll have a...um...
McDonald's Employee: We need you to respond sir, you're holding up the line.
Dan: Fine, I'll have a Big Mac Chicken Legend Sundae.
McDonald's Employee: Excuse me?
Dan: What, are they sold out or something?
McDonald's Employee: I'm sorry, I just...just pick something else.
Dan: How about a Chicken Nugget Sausage McMuffin Coca-Cola.
Gavin, who has been standing behind Dan this entire time, calls Dan a "fucking idiot", turns around, and walks away.
Dan: Um...I'll have a...um...
McDonald's Employee: We need you to respond sir, you're holding up the line.
Dan: Fine, I'll have a Big Mac Chicken Legend Sundae.
McDonald's Employee: Excuse me?
Dan: What, are they sold out or something?
McDonald's Employee: I'm sorry, I just...just pick something else.
Dan: How about a Chicken Nugget Sausage McMuffin Coca-Cola.
Gavin, who has been standing behind Dan this entire time, calls Dan a "fucking idiot", turns around, and walks away.
by ThatPyro February 29, 2016
A person who is overly obsessed with a certain company or franchise and will defend it from any person who dislikes it no matter what. To see a person that likes a company or franchise, but isn't completely obsessed with it, see fan.
Two friends are having a conversation at the mall.
Friend 2: Dude, have you seen the latest Smosh video?
Friend 1: Nah. I used too like Smosh, but now they're just recycling jokes to make more money.
*Another guy hears Friend 1's complaints and runs up to him*
Guy: SMOSH ISN'T RECYCLING JOKES!!! THEY'RE STILL ORIGINAL AND WILL BE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN IN YOUR LIFE, YOU IGNORANT JERK!
*The guy runs away from the two friends, screaming and yelling*
Friend 2: Yeesh, what a fanboy.
Friend 1: Yeah, he was so butthurt. At least I'm not as fanboyish as hi- OH MY GOD IS THAT A NEW POKEMON GAME? I LOVE POKEMON!
Friend 2: I don't know why I'm your friend.
Friend 2: Dude, have you seen the latest Smosh video?
Friend 1: Nah. I used too like Smosh, but now they're just recycling jokes to make more money.
*Another guy hears Friend 1's complaints and runs up to him*
Guy: SMOSH ISN'T RECYCLING JOKES!!! THEY'RE STILL ORIGINAL AND WILL BE MORE SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU'VE EVER BEEN IN YOUR LIFE, YOU IGNORANT JERK!
*The guy runs away from the two friends, screaming and yelling*
Friend 2: Yeesh, what a fanboy.
Friend 1: Yeah, he was so butthurt. At least I'm not as fanboyish as hi- OH MY GOD IS THAT A NEW POKEMON GAME? I LOVE POKEMON!
Friend 2: I don't know why I'm your friend.
by ThatPyro July 17, 2015
Talkative is an adjective used to describe people who talk too much. It's usually used as a negative term, and I can see why. Talkative people are the WORST. I got roped into a conversation once about ropes with my chatty (another word for talkative) friend, and it was horrible. I mean, I know he's enthusiastic about it all, since he's an expert in knots, but seriously, could he not shut up? I mean, he was talking so fast, it was like his jaw muscles were motorboat engines. I wasn't even sure if he could breathe any more! Anyway, he was talking about some stupid tactic, when I'm approached by a creepy lady. She's like "Hey, my name is Jessie, the hotdog vendor, but you can call me the HOT dog vendor." I was cringing. Was this creepy lady flirting with me? She leaned in for a kiss, but I ran away from her. She was following me, saying, "Maybe you can put some wiener in my buns, if you know what I'm saying!" This lady was horrifying! She followed me through the hallway. By now I was running for my life. She caught up to me and knocked me down on the ground. She stared into my eyes with a devilish grin. I could see all her inner evil and darkness. I was hoping this wouldn't turn into some creepy fanfiction. She stared deeper into my soul. Then, she wasn't a person anymore. She was a demon hotdog. Everything flashed through my eyes. But then, the demon hotdog started making a choking noise, and collapsed. It was my friend, who strangled the hotdog to death with one of his knots.
by ThatPyro July 07, 2015