tit suckers

childrens

any tit suckers?

by badduck October 24, 2008

tit sucker 3000

Want a warm glass of milk but don’t have any? Just use your tit sucker 3000 to get the milk out for you!

“Mom I am so thirsty but we have no milk.”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”

by Bakakakakakak May 3, 2021

tit sucker

(n) A mooch, a sponge, a ne'er-do-well or a person who lives off of someone else and sits in the house all day on his fat ass because he's too much of a douchebag to get a job and carry his own weight.

Betty: Paul is nothing but a tit sucker, you know.
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!

by Robert E. Porter, Jr. July 16, 2008

Tit sucker

A mamas boy who always talks about his mother doing shit for him

Austin: I love my mommy so much!! , she made me cookies today

Jacob: you're lowkey a tit sucker bruh

by Aananann June 7, 2020

The chicken is a tit sucker

Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.

She gave birth to a chicken. The chicken is a tit sucker.

by Lacy Bracy October 26, 2017

titsuckers

children, kids.

Q: So do you have any titsuckers?

A: Yes, a daughter.

As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".

by Nick Nailer February 21, 2009

titsuckersgc

A group chat the has surfaced on twitter sometime in the last few months. This group chat was made with the intention of being nsfw although every few days it’s full of larries or someone within the group chat is canceled.

The members of the titsuckersgc are so unbelievably hot.

“Did you hear what happened in the titsuckersgc?!”

“no what happened”

“someone admitted to having a furry kink and another said they slept with harry styles”

“oh yeah they’re different like that”

by harrys side hoe November 10, 2020