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tit sucker 3000 

Want a warm glass of milk but don’t have any? Just use your tit sucker 3000 to get the milk out for you!
“Mom I am so thirsty but we have no milk.”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”

tit sucker 

(n) A mooch, a sponge, a ne'er-do-well or a person who lives off of someone else and sits in the house all day on his fat ass because he's too much of a douchebag to get a job and carry his own weight.
Betty: Paul is nothing but a tit sucker, you know.
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!

Tit sucker 

A mamas boy who always talks about his mother doing shit for him
Austin: I love my mommy so much!! , she made me cookies today

Jacob: you're lowkey a tit sucker bruh
Tit sucker by Aananann June 7, 2020

The chicken is a tit sucker 

Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.
She gave birth to a chicken. The chicken is a tit sucker.

titsuckers 

Q: So do you have any titsuckers?

A: Yes, a daughter.

As taken from the TV series Califonication, Season 2, Episode 2 "The Great Ashby".
titsuckers by Nick Nailer February 21, 2009

titsuckersgc 

A group chat the has surfaced on twitter sometime in the last few months. This group chat was made with the intention of being nsfw although every few days it’s full of larries or someone within the group chat is canceled.
The members of the titsuckersgc are so unbelievably hot.

“Did you hear what happened in the titsuckersgc?!”

“no what happened”

“someone admitted to having a furry kink and another said they slept with harry styles

“oh yeah they’re different like that
titsuckersgc by harrys side hoe November 10, 2020