(n) A
mooch, a sponge, a ne'er-do-well or a person who lives off of someone else and sits in the
house all day on his fat ass because he's too much of a
douchebag to get a job and carry his own weight.
Betty:
Paul is nothing but a tit sucker, you know.
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy
puppy... he grabs hold of
one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!