(n) A mooch, a sponge, a ne'er-do-well or a person who lives off of someone else and sits in the house all day on his fat ass because he's too much of a douchebag to get a job and carry his own weight.
Betty: Paul is nothing but a tit sucker, you know.
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!
Robert: Yes, I know. He uses her for her money and a roof over his head.
Betty: Just like a greedy puppy... he grabs hold of one tit and won't let go. What a tit sucker!
by Robert E. Porter, Jr. January 28, 2006
by Aananann June 07, 2020
Want a warm glass of milk but don’t have any? Just use your tit sucker 3000 to get the milk out for you!
“Mom I am so thirsty but we have no milk.”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”
“Oh I’ll just use my tit sucker 3000 to get you a glass!”
by Bakakakakakak May 03, 2021
Tits so pert it's impossible not suck her tits or sucker tits. Nipple must be pink and pointy. Shape of said breast must be of a crescent variety
by Stitchur pistol December 18, 2009
Someone that is completely CRAZY, but tries to be normal by dressing their baby up in a chicken outfit and breastfeeding at the baseball park.
by Lacy Bracy October 27, 2017