Tissue Box 

The act of blowing your runny nose into the cleavage of your female partner, then using the nasal discharge as lubrication to titty fuck her.

Babe my allergies are killing me tonight, can I give you "Tissue Box" and kill two birds with one stone?

Tissue Box by JDizzleFerrizzle March 30, 2009

Tissue box 

An emotionally dead person who has as many emotions as a tissue box

Man: Kayley i love you
Kayley: I dont
Man: you are a tissue box

Tissue box by Bigballzbabe August 14, 2021

Tissue Box

A container usually made of cardboard or plastic designed to store and dispense soft, disposable facial tissues, often with an interfolded mechanism allowing one tissue to pop up as the next is removed. It serves for cleaning messes, wiping, nose-blowing and such.

After hearing the sad news, I reached for a tissue box to wipe my tears.

Tissue Box by toenailz_gaming April 22, 2026

Tissue box

A person, that weeps and cries a lot, to the point they use up all your tissues.

That Guy: *crying*

The other Guy: “Oh shut up, you are such a tissue box.”

Tissue box by Mayyousaymyname November 10, 2025

tissue box orgasm

to ejaculate so much that you need a whole box of tissues to clean up

Guy 1: ACHOOOO!!!!! u got any tissues?
Guy 2: naw man, earlier i had a tissue box orgasm

tissue box orgasm by neverbeencaught1007 April 26, 2010

Tissue Box Orgasm

when you think you're going to get caught masturbating so you ejaculate as soon as possible and grab the tissues rapidly causing many tissues to come out as well

Guy 1: Dude my mom almost caught me rubbin it out!
Guy 2: That happened to me too, I had a tissue box orgasm, but my mom didnt even come in my room... FUCK

Tissue Box Orgasm by neverbeencaught1007 April 25, 2010

Emotional Tissue Box 

An Emotional Tissue Box is someone you can come to, to talk about your feelings and emotions. They are there for you, and they are like a tissue box because they quell your tears.

To show how someone is such a good tissue box, call them by a really nice tissue box brand name, like Puffs Plus.

Jonny Waffle: Avery, you dah best.

Avery: I'm here for you man.

Jonny Waffle: You're like Puffs Plus, you Emotional Tissue Box.

Avery: <3

Emotional Tissue Box by Jonny Waffle July 14, 2011