Definitions by toenailz_gaming

Tissue Box

A container usually made of cardboard or plastic designed to store and dispense soft, disposable facial tissues, often with an interfolded mechanism allowing one tissue to pop up as the next is removed. It serves for cleaning messes, wiping, nose-blowing and such.

After hearing the sad news, I reached for a tissue box to wipe my tears.

Tissue Box by toenailz_gaming April 22, 2026

jeffrey preston bezos 

executive chairman of amazon, multi-billionare jeff bezos’s full name.

A: hey i decided that we are in the middle of a conversation now so i need to bring up a topic.
B: ok.
A: did you know that jeff bezos’s full name is “jeffrey preston bezos”?
B: hey this guy on tiktok hit a fli- WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT I AM CURRENTLY IN SHOCK AND I AM GONNA FAINT IN 3.9516 SECONDS
*3.9516 seconds later*
B: *faints*

jeffrey preston bezos by toenailz_gaming October 5, 2023