tiny d 

A tiny dancer, of the Elton John variety. Tiny dancers need tiny choreographers to help them.

"Yo-that chihuahua is a tiny d! Look at him breakdance!"

tiny d by Morganmary May 14, 2005

Tiny D 

Nickname of Governor Ron DeSantis inferring his male appendage is not just little, but minuscule or tiny.

Tiny D Santis is running for President but doesn’t have enough Big D Energy to win the nomination.

Tiny D by Donald Trump’s 🍄🍆 March 14, 2023

tiny d 

a small Dick. Not a very large memeber

I banged jake this weekend and he has a tiny D, poor bastard has a stack of dimes.

tiny d by B November 29, 2004

Tiny Dick Syndrome 

A man who obviously wants everyone he meets to immediately think he has a very large penis. This is because he is very poorly endowed and lacks any shred of self confidence.

A man suffering from Tiny Dick Syndrome (also called TDS) will take his shirt off at the slightest excuse, walk with his biceps flexed at all times, wear sunglasses inside, and brag about how many women he's supposedly slept with at every opportunity. He also drives a very large truck and will gravitate towards anything that will outwardly increase his status while leaving him inwardly an empty husk of a man (with a tiny penis). You will find victims of TDS pretending to have fun at frat parties, having loud conversations with their friends in public, and weeping over their wasted lives when they've had too much to drink. The slightest insult will either shatter their false confidence and leave them a whimpering wreck, or send them into a rage of overcompensation that ends with them challenging everyone in the room to some sort of contest.

Tiny Dick Syndrome by DarthDesolus April 22, 2010

Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur 

A tiny dinosaur that likes to pretend he is a turtle. His shell is really an acorn. He has his own comics and is usually wondering why humans do something like eating lots of noodles when he can only eat one because he's so tiny.

Holly: Did you see that new comic?

Jane: Yeah! Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur is so cuteeee!

Holly: It's so awesome!

Sheldon the Tiny Dinosaur by Iloveanimalcrackers5555 February 15, 2013

Tiny Dancer effect 

(N.) The ability to get every single person within earshot to sing along to a particular song whenever said song is heard, sung, or hummed. Derived from the Elton John song "Tiny Dancer." Other famous examples include "Bohemian Rhapsody," "Carry On, My Wayward Son," and the Super Mario Bros theme song.

The Tiny Dancer effect is put to use:

Serial killer: Any last words?

*Tiny Dancer starts playing*

Serial killer and victim: Blue jean baby/L.A. lady...

Tiny Dancer effect by Myxamatosis May 14, 2010

Mr. Tiny Dick 

When you have a really small penis, but you think it is huge

Israel claimed that he had a big cock, but when Sarah tried to blow him she realized that it was only 3 inches, she then exclaimed, Israel you are Mr. Tiny Dick. Israel was Mr. Tiny dick because he thought he had a big dick, but is was only 3 inches long.

Mr. Tiny Dick by Doctor of Pussy Destruction May 14, 2015