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A user of the mobile dating app tinder who posts pictures of themselves which are either digitally altered or taken from deceptive angles to give the impression of a person in relatively good shape when in reality their physique is resembles a whale.

I was matched with an adorable girl on tinder but when we met up she turned out to be a tinderwhale twice the size I imagined.

tinderwhale by fiend31 February 20, 2014

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Tinderphile

A Tinderphile is a person you meet on the Tinder app, and instantly creeps you out of it. They then become a Tinderphile.

Emma is a serious Tinderphile, she is chatting to loads of guys on tinder and somehow stalking there Facebook quizzing them.

John is a professional Tinderphile, he has been blocked by hundreds.

Tinderphile by Kearney09 August 27, 2014

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tinderhole

When you match with a girl on tinder then proceed to snap and sext yourself into an uncanny virtual comfort zone never to meet in real life.

"Ok Haylee .. if we don't make drinks happen TONIGHT we are totally going to fall into the tinderhole and fate will never forgive us."

tinderhole by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.

Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale

Tinder Whale by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019

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Tinderhole

A male who can't hide his a**hole-ish ways on Tinder, not even for a second.

Ugh, look at this guy showing his bank statement as his pic, what a Tinderhole.

Tinderhole by OneLove89 October 21, 2015

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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