tinderwhale

A user of the mobile dating app tinder who posts pictures of themselves which are either digitally altered or taken from deceptive angles to give the impression of a person in relatively good shape when in reality their physique is resembles a whale.

I was matched with an adorable girl on tinder but when we met up she turned out to be a tinderwhale twice the size I imagined.

tinderwhale by fiend31 February 20, 2014

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Tinderphile

A Tinderphile is a person you meet on the Tinder app, and instantly creeps you out of it. They then become a Tinderphile.

Emma is a serious Tinderphile, she is chatting to loads of guys on tinder and somehow stalking there Facebook quizzing them.

John is a professional Tinderphile, he has been blocked by hundreds.

Tinderphile by Kearney09 August 27, 2014

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tinderwhale • Tinderhole • Tinderphile

tinderhole

When you match with a girl on tinder then proceed to snap and sext yourself into an uncanny virtual comfort zone never to meet in real life.

"Ok Haylee .. if we don't make drinks happen TONIGHT we are totally going to fall into the tinderhole and fate will never forgive us."

tinderhole by darkwhitein1955 May 2, 2018

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Tinder Whale

Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.

Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale

Tinder Whale by Wildcard_5_ March 5, 2019

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Tinderhole

A male who can't hide his a**hole-ish ways on Tinder, not even for a second.

Ugh, look at this guy showing his bank statement as his pic, what a Tinderhole.

Tinderhole by OneLove89 October 21, 2015

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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