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tinderwhale 

A user of the mobile dating app tinder who posts pictures of themselves which are either digitally altered or taken from deceptive angles to give the impression of a person in relatively good shape when in reality their physique is resembles a whale.
I was matched with an adorable girl on tinder but when we met up she turned out to be a tinderwhale twice the size I imagined.
tinderwhale by fiend31 February 20, 2014

Tinderfile 

A tinderfile is someone who swipes right on everyone
James is a tinderfile.
Tinderfile by Super_power_bunny June 16, 2016

tinderhole 

When you match with a girl on tinder then proceed to snap and sext yourself into an uncanny virtual comfort zone never to meet in real life.
"Ok Haylee .. if we don't make drinks happen TONIGHT we are totally going to fall into the tinderhole and fate will never forgive us."

Ticonderphile 

A person who loves using a pencil during school. They are called Ticonderphiles because, if they have a choice, 99% of all Ticonderphiles will use a Dixon Ticonderoga Pencil, or a Ticon, as their writing utensil. And really, who can blame them?
Ticonderphile: Hey can I borrow a pencil?

Person: Is pen okay?

Ticonderphile: NO PEN IS NOT OKAY! I DEMAND A DIXON TICONDEROGA PENCIL!!!

Person: Sorry dude, I only got PaperMate.

Ticonderphile: *RAGE*
Ticonderphile by cee-em-kay September 23, 2011

Tinderfile 

A person who preys on vulnerable tinder users to satisfy their deviant sexual desires
Person 1: "How did your date go last night?"
Person 2: "Terrible, he turned out to be a tinderfile"
Tinderfile by Foltan July 10, 2016

Tinderhole 

A male who can't hide his a**hole-ish ways on Tinder, not even for a second.
Ugh, look at this guy showing his bank statement as his pic, what a Tinderhole.
Tinderhole by OneLove89 October 21, 2015
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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