tin hitter 

Going back to the American Pie theory of pastry banging, a typical apple pie is about two inches or less to the aluminum foil tin pan. So if you can actually split the tin(tin splitter) then you are normal as opposed to a "tin hitter" in which case you are phallically chanllenged.

"Poor Dave is just a tin hitter, not even a tin splitter"

tin hitter by Noelle N December 23, 2007

Tin Hatter 

A totally consumed Conspiracist that is CONSTANTLY trying to convince you that conspiracies are true.

I cant believe all the wild and crazy stories you keep telling me man, I don't want to hear it - your a Tin Hatter.

Tin Hatter by Busters March 18, 2010

Tin Hattery 

Tin Hattery is a phrase used to describe a ludicrous media induced panic that gullible fools take to heart. The term originated with morons wearing tin foil hats to protect their brain waves from CIA mind probes or some other such nonsense. A well known example of this phenomena can be found in the movie "Signs".

1: "Fucking bird flue...It's all a bunch of tin hattery if you ask me."

2: "Mad cow? Pffffft,That's not a mad cow. Show me a cow foaming at the mouth and biting the heads off of chickens and then i'll believe in this whole mad cow tin hattery.

Tin Hattery by Sheriff Dom. July 23, 2008

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof 

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

Tishitter

A tishitter (tie-shit-ter) is a person who hates things when a white person does it, but when a black person does it, it's just better and different. -Made by a black person‼️

Person 1: "Hey did you see Sophia's insta story?"
Person 2: "The one about red hair? Yeah."
Person 1: "I texted her about her hating my gf for being a white redhead but liking red hair on black people. She said its just different."
Person 2: "Yeah she's a major tishitter"

Tishitter by brotheyburntme July 2, 2023