timpac

the funniest guy alive

He died laughing from watching one of Timpac's videos.

timpac by Fredryk Phox July 11, 2004

timeacaust 

When you waste a lot of time doing something for no end result.

Person 1: So did you fuck that bitch from Manalapans last night?
Person 2: Nah dude, I drove all the way down there and her parents were home. We ended up on the couch watching Finding Nemo with her little brother.
Person 1: Wow what a timeacaust.
Person 2: Quite.

timeacaust by Proudaryanwarrior March 29, 2013

timpanzee 

When a dude named tim is acting like a monkey

Last night my friend tim was so fucked up he was literally bouncing off the walls. I guess he was just letting out his inner timpanzee!

timpanzee by d.t.v. May 24, 2021

timpacruise 

a timpacruise is when a man is being respectful to tall females. Often usen in Finland

Leonardo Dicaprio - You are such a timpacruise

Bob Marley - Thanks!

timpacruise by Swedishguy12 March 18, 2022

Timpanaro Hard 

1)The act of going excessively hard for no apparent reason, while not under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other stimulants.
2) The act of being excessively fucked by imaginary pixies upstate.
3) Under the illusion that if playing running back, you would go to USC and rush for 1500 yds, you would also get mad bitches son.
4)watermelon bacardi RULEZ!

Yo son ur goin timpanaro hard!
Why u goin timpanaro hard?
I got the ill hangover, i went timpanaro hard last nite!

Timpanaro Hard by Joey Timpz January 15, 2008

Timpani Cabbage Plunge 

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

Timpani Cabbage Plunge by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

Timpani 

The greatest set of Orchestral drums ever created

Person 1:Well, it looks like he can play the Timpani

Person 2: He is AWESOME

Timpani by 6DADADA May 31, 2009