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the funniest guy alive

He died laughing from watching one of Timpac's videos.

timpac by Fredryk Phox July 11, 2004

Words you can keep

timeacaust

When you waste a lot of time doing something for no end result.

Person 1: So did you fuck that bitch from Manalapans last night?
Person 2: Nah dude, I drove all the way down there and her parents were home. We ended up on the couch watching Finding Nemo with her little brother.
Person 1: Wow what a timeacaust.
Person 2: Quite.

timeacaust by Proudaryanwarrior March 29, 2013

Related Words

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timpanzee

When a dude named tim is acting like a monkey

Last night my friend tim was so fucked up he was literally bouncing off the walls. I guess he was just letting out his inner timpanzee!

timpanzee by d.t.v. May 24, 2021

timpacruise

a timpacruise is when a man is being respectful to tall females. Often usen in Finland

Leonardo Dicaprio - You are such a timpacruise

Bob Marley - Thanks!

timpacruise by Swedishguy12 March 18, 2022

Timpanaro Hard

1)The act of going excessively hard for no apparent reason, while not under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other stimulants.
2) The act of being excessively fucked by imaginary pixies upstate.
3) Under the illusion that if playing running back, you would go to USC and rush for 1500 yds, you would also get mad bitches son.
4)watermelon bacardi RULEZ!

Yo son ur goin timpanaro hard!
Why u goin timpanaro hard?
I got the ill hangover, i went timpanaro hard last nite!

Timpanaro Hard by Joey Timpz January 15, 2008

Timpani Cabbage Plunge

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.

Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

Timpani Cabbage Plunge by Tired Squirrel April 17, 2009

Timpani

The greatest set of Orchestral drums ever created

Person 1:Well, it looks like he can play the Timpani

Person 2: He is AWESOME

Timpani by 6DADADA May 31, 2009

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026