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timish - tim'ish, adj. - of or pertaining to spite or hateful behavior and intentions - "raining on someone's parade"
1. Do'nt lie about being sick to gain sympathy, that's timish.
2. Calling her while she is with some other dude is timish of you, you bastard.
timish by Mark Hankins February 26, 2004
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summer timish 

When a person acts one way around you, but to others different
"Tommy why are you acting, Summer timish. Around Jessie you be mean to me but around me you act nice... That's just plain fake
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When a DM says that you will play a single session campaign (One-shot) but then it turns into a 20+ session campaign.
Player 1 - "So Sunday we're having our new oneshot right?"
Player 2 - "It's probably going to be a Timshot"
Player 1 - "What the hell does that mean?"
Player 2 - "Prepare for more than one session buddy. This will be a long one"
Timshot by Moniboni January 3, 2021
A religion based on the belief that Tim exists.
I saw Tim lose at ping-pong the other day. I guess I'm a believer in Timism.
Timism by born_again_timist September 16, 2007
Tamisha is the sweetest chick you will ever come across, happy, independent and they are usually tall asses, with the hottest asses.

Tamisha's will do anything for the people they love, they are very loyal and trusting to anyone who give them respect. But can cause hell do those who don't.
they always get along great with guys. but either way if your looking for a Tamisha, look for the hottest chick in a crowd of girls.

Also known as 'One who is amazingly gorgeous' in Greek or 'She who puts the stars the to shame' in Latin, It's no surprise that when a Tamisha is born a national report issued worldwide.And a gift is sent to the parents of a Tamisha.
"Hey just met a Greek goddess"
"Really, does Tamisha have a sister?"
"I didn't say her name how did you know?"
"How could I not?"
Tamisha by cutie tootie December 19, 2011
Timism is a simple religion.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.
Timism does not conflict with any other religion.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.
Timism by xintellectualllx September 25, 2007

Timeshaft 

v. To catch up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo, preventing one from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshafted.
"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought it would never end."
Timeshaft by toddx February 1, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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