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timeshifter 

Someone who has a huge ego, huge gut, and a tiny dick. Also a Trump supporter.
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timeshifter by Spaminol July 18, 2016

timeshitter 

A recreational time traveller who travels to different historic points in time in order to shit there.
That timeshitter just shit on the Berlin Wall in 1989, now he's off to shit on Trump as he comes down the escalator.

timeshafted 

past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshaft.
"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."
timeshafted by toddx February 3, 2010

timeshite 

The art of documenting what your boss wanted you to do for the week, rather than what you actually did
Bob submitted to his boss his weekly timeshite.
timeshite by Tim G NZ August 2, 2006

Fable Timeshift Phenomenon 

Any amount of time that seems to be lost by an individual or group who are playing any of the Fable games.

Also known to occur with the Assassin's Creed games, and Gears of War.
Girl: hey I'm kinda hungry, pause the game and go make me something to eat

Guy: no wonder you're hungry, it's 3am

Girl: I thought it was 7. Curse the fable timeshift phenomenon!