timeshafted

past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshaft.

"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."

by toddx February 3, 2010

Timeshaft

v. To catch up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo, preventing one from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting parts.

See also timeshafting or timeshafted.

"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought it would never end."

by toddx February 1, 2010

Timeshifter

Also goes by "timeshitter"

Timeshifter (noun):
timeshitter gimme dogetime

by WazowskiMike July 18, 2016

timeshifter

Someone who has a huge ego, huge gut, and a tiny dick. Also a Trump supporter.

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by Spaminol July 18, 2016