someone who you want to have regular exchange with but can only contact through filling in forms which often times poses difficulty and/or compromises spontaneity.
me: "hello, someone. how are you today? can i tell you about my weekend?"
someone: "fill in this form and optionally rhyme and I'll hear (read) you out, mate"
me: "but time lag!"
(noun) someone who shows up unexpectedly all the time and who you want to get rid of for some reason but don't want to use their name because they're in the room while you're on the phone.