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timpanzee 

When a dude named tim is acting like a monkey
Last night my friend tim was so fucked up he was literally bouncing off the walls. I guess he was just letting out his inner timpanzee!
timpanzee by d.t.v. May 24, 2021
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Timpanaro Hard 

1)The act of going excessively hard for no apparent reason, while not under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other stimulants.
2) The act of being excessively fucked by imaginary pixies upstate.
3) Under the illusion that if playing running back, you would go to USC and rush for 1500 yds, you would also get mad bitches son.
4)watermelon bacardi RULEZ!
Yo son ur goin timpanaro hard!
Why u goin timpanaro hard?
I got the ill hangover, i went timpanaro hard last nite!
Timpanaro Hard by Joey Timpz January 15, 2008
a tagalog slang you'll often hear
it can mean (1)stupid or (2)weird
Ex.
(1) Bagsak ka nanaman sa Algebra?! Timang ka talaga. (You failed Algebra again? You really are stupid.)

(2) Ano ba yang ginawa mo sa damit mo? Para kang timang! (What in the world did you do to your shirt? You look weird!)
timang by Chiibams April 2, 2008
Acronym for "titties in my mouth all night"
Bob:"Hey did you and Jane have sex last night?"
Josh:"No, even better."
Bob:"What's better than sex?"
Josh:"Timman!!!!!!!!"

or
Troy: "Wow, look at her!!!!"
Jasper: " I know i wish i could get some timman from her."
Troy: " You can give it a shot but she is way to intimmanidating to me!"
Timman by timman5 October 26, 2009

Timpani Cabbage Plunge 

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

Camp Timanous 

The best damn summer camp in the country. Camp Timanous is located on Panther Pond in Maine. It's an all-boys camp and features the best activites a camp can offer: sailing, riflery, sports, etc. Everyone who goes there loves it and it has a very strong alumni.
Camp Timanous sailors are the best in Maine.

I want to go back and visit Timanous.

Camp Timanous by Man Dangan April 19, 2007
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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