tighty-whitey

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Simple: a white chick whose tight. Not lose.

Alex: god, i just can't fit in this chick.
Ben: is she a virgin?
Alex: yeahh.
Ben: is she a white?
Alex: yeah?
Ben: TIGHTY-WHITEY!

tighty-whitey by freefalling. February 1, 2009

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Tighty whitey

Only the coolest underwear ever! Also the worst underwear for boys to be wedgied in

I wear tighty whiteys

Tighty whitey by Tommy person February 11, 2009

Tighty Whitey

The nickname for any scrawny whiteboy that is put into prison. They probably are anxious, jumpy and look like Golemn from Lord of the Rings.

Big John: Tighty whitey over there had better be ready. I don't get the name big John for nothing.

Vinnie: Tighty Whitey dropped the soap in the shower this morning.

Tighty Whitey by Avdog8989 April 13, 2010

[tighty-whitey]

A white girl who has chosen not to have sex. She is tight and white. Hence, tighty-whitey.

Eli: That chick wouldn't let me fuck her.
Teddy: What a tighty-whitey.

[tighty-whitey] by rolling down a hill somewhere February 1, 2009

tighty whitey

A caucasian female/male who has not had vaginal and/or anal sex.

Jerome: Look at her!!
DonDre: She is smokin' hot!!
Jerome: Wonder if she's a tighty whitey??
DonDre: Lets go find out.

tighty whitey by LordNikon February 13, 2008

TIghty Whitey

White chick who's also really tight

Your mom's a tighty whitey

TIghty Whitey by ChinoLoco March 4, 2008

Tighty Whitey

A honkey who like to hold onto his money.
He go to tha brothers’ hood and don’t spend nothing. He got all kinda fancy shit but don’t share it with anyone. He buy up pads in po hoods so he can be a slumlord. Drive up home prices so brothers can’t afford their own pads.

Wife: U gotta call tha landlord bout that busted disposer.
Huzbin: He ain’t gonna fix shit—he’s a tighty whitey.

Tighty Whitey by McBeaver September 12, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026