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Tie Your Shoes

also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.
A euphamism for fellatio.
Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.

or

Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.
Tie Your Shoes by Elder Rabbit December 24, 2008
Words you can keep

Tie your shoes

A blowjob in which a man is sitting in a chair and someone is sucking him
Guy 1: Did Vanessa tie your shoes last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah it felt great!
Tie your shoes by CJC Killa January 5, 2017

tie your shoes

Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.
You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall
tie your shoes by cyanide_sun1660 October 8, 2023

Tie Your Shoes Bc yuu trippin 

you really cappin or tryin a bih so tie your shoes
aye tie your shoes bc yuu trippin g
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