Tie Your Shoes

also: Tie Shoes, Tie My Shoes, etc.
A euphamism for fellatio.

Vera will totally tie your shoes if she gets drunk enough.

or

Brandy decided to tie my shoes right there in the car. It felt great.

Tie Your Shoes by Elder Rabbit December 24, 2008

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Tie your shoes

A blowjob in which a man is sitting in a chair and someone is sucking him

Guy 1: Did Vanessa tie your shoes last night?
Guy 2: Hell yeah it felt great!

Tie your shoes by CJC Killa January 5, 2017

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tie your shoes

Literally means to pull the laces tight and knot them in order to keep your shoes from falling off.

You need to tie your shoes otherwise you're going to stumble and fall

tie your shoes by cyanide_sun1660 October 8, 2023

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Tie Your Shoes Bc yuu trippin

you really cappin or tryin a bih so tie your shoes

aye tie your shoes bc yuu trippin g

Tie Your Shoes Bc yuu trippin by 4kt.slim33 March 7, 2019

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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Cheeks

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

Word of the Day on May 21, 2026

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