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Tillett Pizza Milk

Noun. Tillett Pizza Milk originally comes from Tillett Pizza, on the Livingston Campus at Rutgers University. Scientists have been at odds with each other how it came to be, but it is obvious that in even small doses, it can be deadly. It seems only mildly harmless, with a hint of Tillett Pizza smell (...I know, who would even want to drink that? ....), but it is definitely deadly. The only animals that can really survive it are probobly Cats, an event which was only witnessed once. A cat was window fed the TPM and it started to go crazy and eventually witherd over and stopped moving. It was tested from above and through the window because it was obvious what problems could and surly did arise. Stay away...
ANYONE SMART: "Yo Jess? How was that Tillett Pizza Milk???"

JESS: "MMMMM...SOOOO good"

ANYONE SMART: "You don't look too good......"

use your imagination....
Related Words
tidlet • Tidletone • tidget • tiblets • titlets • Tiglets • tidley • tidled • Tidler • Tillet
Scientific slang for a Tiger cub.
The wild Tiglet roams the Jungle.
Tiglet by MutantMegaTank May 11, 2017
(Also can be used as 'Tidley Wink') A replacement for any word that you have no desire to say for one reason or another or a replacement for a word that you can't think of at the moment. Also helpful when wanting to replace a dirty or cuss word in front of an audience that does not accept words of that category.
What the crap was Mr. Hunt thinking today in science class, he was acting like a freaking Tidley!

Yo bro, me and some of the guys are going to go Tidley it up with Jeff's mom, you down?

Son of a Tidley Winking Tidley! Some people need to Tidley their own Tidley Winks before I Tidley in their freaking mouth.
Tidley by Mac Daddy Fro October 21, 2011
A midget who happens to be a tard(retard)

abbrev. tidge
Alex to Harrison

"stop being a fucking tidget"
"What's up tidge?"
tidget by DumDum1000 December 29, 2013
an under-sized tit, usually half off on price
all those little whores have titlets
titlet by brandon schwartz April 10, 2006
Little pieces of tiolet paper that have been left behind in the sphincter and have become stuck to the anus by means of some adhesive fecal matter.
Yo baby I ain't gonna hit that with all them tiplets all up in there!
tiplets by Kabugat August 27, 2006
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