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ticknor by nicktick March 26, 2022
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a feeble/clumsy attepmt at picking up with a girl, usually resulting in other males laughing ruthlessly at the culprit
Oh man, that was a tickner of ann effort, my grandmother could do better!
tickner by jono smith August 23, 2006
Related Words
To have lots of ticks on your body
David has some tickory on his body.
Tickory by RectangularSter December 24, 2017
A mole on your body that when stroked stimulates sexual arousal. Only on mammals that have sex.
"Whoops, don't touch my Tickner baby"
Tickner by Fuge Ken August 2, 2009

tickford 

A tickford is a Ford but, the angine has been done by an australian company and known as a performance engine
shit that tickfords nice
tickford by dashortman August 27, 2006

Ticknology

When technical things suck up your time, have bugs, or are draining you dry.
Computer ticknology can leave you tired and angry.

Bob spent all day working on the ticknology but got nowhere.
Ticknology by GerryWaz June 28, 2010

Tickloris 

Abortion of a word substitute for "Clitoris" first coined by an ESL retard, claiming to be an adult female, who is purportedly an 11 year old boy with inadequate anatomy training.
"My tickloris is very sensitive and it doesn't take much rubbing to make me cum"

"LOL, WAT?"
Tickloris by MG!! April 14, 2009
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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